Unique Gifts

The Vibrator Necklace
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The Vibrator Necklace

The vibrator necklace proves that the best hiding place is within plain sight. The discreet and inconspicuous design allows you to sneak this fancy clam jolter into any place, so you’ll always be prepared to take care of business – no matter how inappropriate the location!

$69
The NoPhone Air
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The NoPhone Air

Cure your smartphone addiction by upgrading your expensive phone to the NoPhone Air. This cost-efficient model comes with an impressive 0 GB storage capacity and an impossibly thin, lightweight design that makes it feel as though you’re not even holding a phone!

$5.99
U.S. Treasury Two Dollar Bills
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U.S. Treasury Two Dollar Bills

Become the proud owner of the rarest bills on the market by adding these U.S. Treasury two dollar bills to your currency collection. Each set includes five consecutive two dollar bills in near mint quality that have seen little to no use in circulation.

$17.78
Pre-Fabricated Shipping Container Home
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Pre-Fabricated Shipping Container Home

You can now buy a home on Amazon! These extremely affordable pre-fabricated shipping container homes offer all the comforts of a stationary home like running water, a fully functional bathroom, bedroom, kitchenette, and a cozy living room.

$36000
Sit On My Face Chair
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Sit On My Face Chair

Spice up your love-life by suffocating your significant other with pleasure using this leather queening chair. Simply place your loved one’s head inside the chair and open up your legs – and your heart – to experience the ride of your life.

$399
Giant Red Bow Lingerie
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Giant Red Bow Lingerie

Give your sweetie a birthday present that is one to remember by wrapping yourself up in this giant red bow lingerie. This oversized polyester bow is breathable, soft to the touch, and can accommodate bra sizes ranging from an A-cup to double D’s.

$31.41
Color Changing Light Panels
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Color Changing Light Panels

Transform any room in your home on command by installing these amazing color changing light panels. The base station can serve as the hub for up to 1,000 touch sensitive panels whose color can be changed with a simple tap – allowing for endless color schemes.

$299.99
Underground Dog House
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Underground Dog House

Ensure your furry friend stays happy and comfy when the temperature fluctuates throughout the seasons by providing him with the underground dog house. This weather-proof house’s unique design helps keep your pup warm in the winter and cool in the summer.

$131.24
Modern Glass Cereal Bowl
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Modern Glass Cereal Bowl

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

$21.09
Moving Ink Blot Masks
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Moving Ink Blot Masks

If you’re looking for a truly creepy mask then look no further than these moving inkblot Rorschach masks. These hand made masks are akin to the mask seen in the movie Watchmen with the endlessly changing ink blots, and come in five different ink blot styles.

$29.95
Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal Book
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Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal Book

Learn about what you’re actually putting into your mouth with the humorous and educational “Everything I Want To Do Is Illegal” book. This informative read illustrates how bureaucrats control the food industry, favoring industrial, global corporate food systems.

$21.56
World’s Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent
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World’s Toughest Ultralight Survival Tent

Don’t venture into the great outdoors without the world’s toughest ultralight survival tent! This reusable windproof and waterproof shelter is made from a tear-resistant, extra-thick HeatFlex Mylar that reflects heat outward or inward – making it ideal for both hot and cold climates.

$19.95
Full Body Fetish Stockings
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Full Body Fetish Stockings

Spice up your love life by surprising – and possibly frightening – your significant other with this full body fetish stockings jumpsuit. This glorified one-size-fits-all pantyhose garbage bag is perfect for kinky couples looking to heat things up.

$16.98
DIY Studio Cabin Kit
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DIY Studio Cabin Kit

Enjoy your backyard to the fullest by building your own little hangout spot using this DIY studio cabin kit. With just a bit of hard work, you’ll be able to construct a cozy little garden house complete with a small closed off room along with a roofed outdoor patio.

$7250
The World’s Softest Blanket
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The World’s Softest Blanket

Cozy doesn’t even begin to describe the world’s softest blanket. This ultra luxurious faux fur blanket is available in sizes ranging from a simple throw to a massive queen sized blanket so nice and soft you’ll think you’ve died and gone to heaven.

$29.98
Pimple Popping Toy
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Pimple Popping Toy

Satisfy your quirky and gross obsession without resorting to unhygienic acts by grabbing a hold of this pimple popping toy. This unique and eerily satisfying toy comes with 15 plump and juicy whiteheads that are ripe for picking!

$19.99
LED Sectional Sofa
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LED Sectional Sofa

Give your living room a modern and stylish face lift by replacing your beat up sofa with this LED sectional sofa. This European made sectional sofa comes with built-in LEDs that you can customize to the color of your choice to instantly transform the look and feel of the room.

$4999
The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made
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The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

$12.97
The Screenless Smartphone For Kids
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The Screenless Smartphone For Kids

Keep your little ones connected without over-exposing them to technology by getting them the Relay kids screenless smartphone. This water-resistant device allows for one-touch communication so that you can get in touch with your kid – no matter where they are.

$49.99
Embarrassing Prank Shipping Box
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Embarrassing Prank Shipping Box

Create an awkward but incredibly entertaining situation at the workplace by sending one of these embarrassing prank shipping boxes to a fellow employee. Each anonymous package arrives with a NSFW label guaranteed to make them blush.

$12.99
Dangerous Experiments For After Dinner
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Dangerous Experiments For After Dinner

Make your dinner parties the highlight of everyone’s week by keeping things interesting with Dangerous Experiments for After Dinner. Each tin contains 21 cards, illustrating and explaining neat after dinner tricks that will wow and entertain everyone at the table.

$10.49
Butt Shaped Pillows
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Butt Shaped Pillows

It’s a scientifically proven fact that bubble butts provide the best neck and back support – which is why you owe it to yourself to rest your tired and lonely head on one of these life size natural latex butt shaped pillows. The Buttress pillow is comfy, firm, and comes in many colors.

$69
Anatomically Correct Swimsuit
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Anatomically Correct Swimsuit

Give everyone at the pool an anatomy lesson they’ll never forget by splashing around in this anatomically correct swimsuit. The double-sided design of this eye-catching one-piece places all your torso’s muscles and organs on display for the world to see.

$16.99
Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun
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Non-Lethal Salt Self Defense Gun

Protect your home and family without the possibility of ending someone’s life by using the non-lethal Salt self defense gun kit. Instead of traditional ammo, it fires bullet-sized pepper spray capsules designed to release a toxin that immediately incapacitates your target.

$349.99
Ultrasonic Electric Automatic Toothbrush
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Ultrasonic Electric Automatic Toothbrush

Get the radiant smile you’ve always wanted from the comfort of home with the ultrasonic electric automatic toothbrush. The u-shaped brush contours to your teeth to provide a super deep cleaning to remove up to 100% more plaque and stains than a regular brush.

$42.99
The Fetish Coloring Book
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The Fetish Coloring Book

Make your wildest fantasies come to life with The Fetish Coloring Book. This NSFW adult themed book comes filled with image after image depicting the kinkiest of fetishes, while showing equal parts male and female naughty bits.

$9.91
Ko-Axis Rail Pen
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Ko-Axis Rail Pen

Experience unparalleled comfort while writing by swapping your plain pen for the Ko-Axis Rail Pen. The flat rectangular shape and rounded edges of this unique writing utensil provide a greater surface area than cylindrical pens – resulting in a more ergonomic feel.

$129.99
Mini Spy Hidden Camera
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Mini Spy Hidden Camera

Keep a watchful eye over your home or office without anyone becoming the wiser by using this mini spy hidden camera. It can support up to a 32GB memory card, records at 1920 X 1080P HD at 30 frames per second upon sensing movement.

$36.99
Passive Aggressive Notes
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Passive Aggressive Notes

Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.

$6.04
Sparkling Galaxy Roses
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Sparkling Galaxy Roses

What better way to show your better half that your love for them will never die than with these gorgeous sparkling galaxy roses? While natural flowers eventually wilt and die, these stunning and vibrant handcrafted roses will live on forever.

$11.99
Hidden Door Kit
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Hidden Door Kit

No home is complete without having at least one bookshelf that swings open to reveal a room full of hidden treasure and trinkets. This hidden door kit will allow you to transform your run-of-the-mill bookshelf into a passageway for an ensconced area of the home.

$149.95
Tesla Coil Arc Lighter
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Tesla Coil Arc Lighter

Spark up in a more eco-friendly manner with the Tesla coil arc lighter. Instead of producing a flame, it utilizes intense heat to light up your cigarette and can conveniently by recharged at any outlet via the built-in USB slot located at the bottom of this sleek lighter.

$15.99
The Unbreakable Mechanical Pencil
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The Unbreakable Mechanical Pencil

Quit throwing your money away on flimsy writing utensils by upgrading to the unbreakable mechanical pencil. It employs an ingenious double spring mechanism and a specially designed tip that greatly reduces the likelihood of breaking the lead – no matter how hard you press.

$6.49
Traxxas TRX-4 Sport Kit
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Traxxas TRX-4 Sport Kit

Why settle for a store-bought R/C car when you can build your very own with this Traxxas TRX-4 sport kit?The kit comes with everything required to build your very own rugged R/C ride – including a transparent body, a chassis, and a detailed step-by-step manual.

$314.99
Rheoscopic Fluid Planet
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Rheoscopic Fluid Planet

Avoid feeling overwhelmed during your long and hectic workday by getting lost in this rheoscopic fluid planet. Each tiny planet is filled with a mixture of unique liquids that combine to create mesmerizing patterns and effects when the ball is shaken or bounced.

$19.99
Holographic Halloween Decorations
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Holographic Halloween Decorations

Transform your humble abode into a haunted mansion with these holographic Halloween decorations. Once your insert the disc into your projector, your home will be flooded by a series of life-like spirits that float around to terrify anyone that walks by.

$23.1
Gourmet PB&J Of The Month Club
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Gourmet PB&J Of The Month Club

What better gift for the foodie who has it all than a subscription to this gourmet PB&J of the month club? Each month, this one-of-a-kind club delivers finger-licking sandwiches filled with gourmet peanut butter and jellies from specialized boutiques from around the globe.

$468.98
The Fart Filter
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The Fart Filter

Fill your buddy’s special day with laughter by placing their awesome gift inside the Fart Filler prank box. This comical package will disguise your amazing gift as an absurd personal flatulence plug that is inserted into the anus to mask the smell of toxic flatulence.

$7.99
ZipStitch Laceration Kit
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ZipStitch Laceration Kit

ZipStitch is the surgical-quality laceration kit that could save your life if you’re ever injured and there’s no hospital in sight. This over-the-counter and easy-to-use kit allows you to conveniently and effectively close up deep cuts without the use of stitches.

$29.99
Toilet Paper Blaster Rifle
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Toilet Paper Blaster Rifle

Transform your home’s t.p. rolls into ammo that will annoy your friends to no extent by arming yourself with this toilet paper blaster rifle. You’ll be able to fire over 350 perfect little water-soaked spitballs up to thirty feet away with a simple pull of the trigger.

$18.69
Infinity Cube Fidget Toy
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Infinity Cube Fidget Toy

Help relieve anxiety and stress during the workday by keeping your hands busy with the infinity cube fidget toy. This plastic cube comes outfitted with small hinges that let you effortlessly alter the shape of the cube single-handedly.

$9.95
Outdoor Telescopic Fishing Rod Lamp
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Outdoor Telescopic Fishing Rod Lamp

Take back the night and enjoy the outdoors long after the sun sets by illuminating things with this outdoor telescopic fishing rod lamp. It conveniently connects to any 12V or car battery and can extend up to 12.3 feet into the air.

$44.99
Battle Of Helm’s Deep LEGO Set
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Battle Of Helm’s Deep LEGO Set

Recreate one of the most epic scenes in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy using the Battle of Helm’s Deep LEGO set. This 1,368 piece set comes with everything necessary to construct the iconic fortress and pit the forces of good and evil against each other.

$251.84
Gerber Ghoststrike Fixed Blade Knife
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Gerber Ghoststrike Fixed Blade Knife

Ensure you’re never caught unprepared by keeping the Gerber Ghoststrike fixed blade knife handy. Expertly crafted from 420HC steel with a black ceramic coating, this American-made knife features a compact skeletal frame that can be discreetly carried.

$35.05
Air Fort Inflatable Tent
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Air Fort Inflatable Tent

Build a kickass fort in mere seconds using this air fort inflatable tent. The tent works with any portable fan to instantly inflate and provide your little ones with a cool, secluded, and breezy hangout that they can set up anywhere.

$49.95
Over-The-Sink Dish Drying Rack
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Over-The-Sink Dish Drying Rack

Wet counter tops will become a thing of the past once you upgrade to this over-the-sink dish drying rack. The ingenious and practical design allows the runoff water from the wet dishes to drip back into the sink so there is no wet mess for you to clean up afterwards.

$166.66
Aurajet Shower Head
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Aurajet Shower Head

Turn your next shower into an enthralling experience by upgrading to the Aurajet shower head. The halo design is full of small openings that are specially positioned to create a criss-cross pattern that expands coverage without sacrificing water pressure.

$99
Indestructible Kevlar Charging Cable
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Indestructible Kevlar Charging Cable

Say goodbye to frayed cables once and for all by charging your devices using this indestructible kevlar cable. Compatible with both Apple and Android devices, the cable is reinforced by kevlar and is designed to be tangle resistant.

$7.99
Dropshot Russian Roulette Drinking Game
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Dropshot Russian Roulette Drinking Game

Get everyone hammered in record time by commencing the festivities with Drop Shot – the Russian roulette drinking game. Simply roll the dice and whatever number you get is how many times you crank the handle to see if the shot will randomly drop into your mouth!

$29.95
The Laundry Lasso
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The Laundry Lasso

Keep your laundry room smelling as fresh as your newly washed clothes by preventing mildew from forming with help of the Laundry Lasso. It allows you to keep your washer’s door slightly open yet out of the way to prevent mold, mildew, and bad odors from forming inside.

$14.99
A Can Of Whoop Ass
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A Can Of Whoop Ass

Bring your threats to fruition by literally opening up a can of whoop ass on somebody! This awesome gag gift comes with a highly detailed and informative label complete with comical graphics and a list on ingredients that include “1/2 cup of pain” and “1 oz of hardcore”.

$5.99
The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump
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The Beautiful Poetry Of Donald Trump

Get to know the thoughtful and sensitive man that hides deep, deep, deep beneath Number 45’s brazen and cocksure exterior by reading The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump. Experience his best tweets and quotes, rearranged into beautiful poems and haikus.

$9.3
DIY Vegetable Garden Kit
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DIY Vegetable Garden Kit

Keep your flourishing crops safe from weeds and pesky critters by planting them inside this DIY vegetable garden kit. The garden keeps your veggies elevated and comes with a steel wire gate and surrounding walls to ensure hungry animals don’t devour your crops.

$189
The Trump Presidential Wall Game
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The Trump Presidential Wall Game

Aid The Donald in keeping those scary hordes of “bad hombres” away by helping him construct his fabled border wall when you play the Trump Presidential Wall Game. Build that bigly wall and push out all the bricks -but be careful not to let the president fall!

$32.91
The No Pressure Head Bed
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The No Pressure Head Bed

Sleep better than ever before by resting your tired noggin on the no pressure head bed. This one of a kind pillow features a patented hyper-elastic polymer that’s arranged into small triangles to provide core lateral strength, so it won’t ever go flat or sink.

$89
Porn For Women Of A Certain Age
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Porn For Women Of A Certain Age

Add some sizzle to your golden years by going through the sultry pages of Porn for Women of a Certain Age. This tantalizing read depicts forty hot and steamy scenarios that show handsome hotties catering to your every whim.

$11.58
Burglar Deterrent Light Bulb
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Burglar Deterrent Light Bulb

Keep your home secure while you’re away by deterring would be burglars with these smart light bulbs. They give off the appearance that you’re home even when the house is empty, can function as smoke detectors, and also provide up to 4 hours of emergency lighting.

$39.95
Car Headlight Fluid
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Car Headlight Fluid

Ensure your ride runs in tip-top shape by keeping your car headlight fluid at optimum levels at all times. It is compatible with all makes and models and works perfect for both LEDs and halogen bulbs – simply remember to top it off every 2,000 miles for maximum performance!

$9.99
Monopoly For Millennials
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Monopoly For Millennials

Monopoly for Millennials is the depressingly accurate new version of the classic board game. Instead of collecting cash and properties, you rack up experience points as you go around the board visiting new places – because you’ll never be able to afford a house anyway.

$19.86
Instant Language Translator Device
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Instant Language Translator Device

Language barriers may soon become a thing of the past thanks to this instant language translator device. This wearable translator requires no online connection and comes with a proprietary voice translation system that can translate in as little as 2 seconds.

$199
Hanging Testicles Stress Balls
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Hanging Testicles Stress Balls

Help maintain your sanity during the stressful workweek by fondling a nice and plump pair of balls. This smooth pair of hanging testicles can be fitted onto any desk, encouraging relaxation in a way that only squeezing a pair of juicy jellybeans can match.

$19.98
Dango Tactical Wallet
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Dango Tactical Wallet

Get more use out of your everyday carry by placing your money and documents inside the Dango tactical wallet. It’s designed to house up to 12 cards and comes with a removable high carbon stainless steel multi-tool with over 14 built-in functions.

$89
Monopoly: Cheater’s Edition
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Monopoly: Cheater’s Edition

Monopoly: Cheater’s Edition is the first ever version to encourage and reward you for your dishonest ways. It comes with 15 cheat cards that command players to carry out shady tactics like stealing directly from the bank or moving someone else’s token.

$12.59
SNES Classic Mini
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SNES Classic Mini

Relive your glorious golden days of gaming with the SNES classic mini. This pint sized version of the classic console comes with two controllers and is pre-loaded with 21 classic titles like Super Mario, Street Fighter, Zelda, and Star Fox.

$114.89
Raspberry Pi Zero
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Raspberry Pi Zero

Using the Raspberry Pi Zero you’ll be able to build a functional PC without breaking the bank. It’s small enough to fit in the palm of your hand and features a 1GHz ARM11 CPU, 512MB of RAM, a 1080p mini HDMI socket, and a micro-B USB for data and power.

$19.5
Ten Person Cabin Tent
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Ten Person Cabin Tent

Rough it in the wild with your family in absolute luxury by lodging inside the ten person cabin tent. This massive tent features built-in dividers for added privacy and comes with a cozy little front porch ideal for relaxing in.

$359.9
Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook
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Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook

Treat your taste buds to a delectable treat from Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook any time the munchies strike! It’s packed with 50 mouth-watering recipes from Tha Doggfather himself, with OG culinary staples like fried bologna sandwiches and baked mac and cheese.

$16.48
Cloud Ceiling Lamp
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Cloud Ceiling Lamp

Increase the serenity factor of your bedroom by creating some quaint ambient lighting with this cloud ceiling lamp. Apart from spicing up your room’s bland decor, this decorative light emits a soft white glow that gives this puffy cumulus cloud incredible depth.

$174.99
Savage Choices Party Game
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Savage Choices Party Game

Who ever thought that ruining people’s lives could be so much fun? Savage Choices is the party game where players select a character card and attribute cards and go up against a judge in order to try and convince him to live a life as their character.

$25
The Most Stuf Oreo Cookies
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The Most Stuf Oreo Cookies

Oreo has just introduced the most disconcertingly plump cookie known to man – the Most Stuf cookies! Each cookie comes crammed with three times the amount of creme as a regular Oreo for an unforgettably gluttonous experience!

$12.99
55 Gallon Drum Of Lube
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55 Gallon Drum Of Lube

Slide back into the dating game with the 55 gallon drum of lube. Drop your inhibitions and unleash the voracious lover you always knew you could be by drenching yourself and your partner in warm lube and exploring the cavernous wonders of the human body.

$733.48
Tactical Self Defense Pen
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Tactical Self Defense Pen

Help justice prevail by arming yourself with the tactical self defense pen. This fully functional refillable pen features a sturdy aircraft aluminum frame and comes with a DNA catcher – to help police accurately identify your attacker – alongside a built in handcuff key.

$11
Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar
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Giant Ten Pound Toblerone Bar

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at  just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.

$148.92
My First Fire Starting Kit
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My First Fire Starting Kit

Keep Jr. busy and entertained while you’re occupied with more important matters by letting him go wild with the My First Fire Starting Kit. Boredom get ready to meet your match, because where there is smoke, there’s a guaranteed good time!

$7.79
Door Knocker Balls
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Door Knocker Balls

Add some charm to your man cave’s bathroom by hanging this big old pair of door knocker balls outside the door. This hilariously designed door knocker comes with an adhesive backing for easy installation and is made from high quality PVC.

$28.95
Flaming Wallet Magic Trick
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Flaming Wallet Magic Trick

Put on an impromptu magic show anywhere you go by pulling out this flaming wallet magic trick. The wallet comes fitted with a discreet fire cloth that instantly burns for a few seconds when you open your wallet and extinguishes when you close it back up.

$10.99
Clone A Willy Kit
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Clone A Willy Kit

Who wouldn’t want an identical clone of their penis? An ideal birthday gift for the Mrs., the Clone-A-Willy kit includes everything you need to make a silicone rubber vibrating dildo that is shaped just like your mighty Johnson from the comfort and privacy of your home.

$49.95
Spherical Food Converter
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Spherical Food Converter

Impress friends and family with your sophisticated palate by preparing your food using this spherical food converter. It lets you turn almost anything into tiny edible caviar shaped pearls that look like they would cost a fortune.

$172.9
Ultra Realistic Animal Face Ski Masks
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Ultra Realistic Animal Face Ski Masks

Turn heads as you shred down the slopes by staying warm with one of these ultra realistic animal face ski masks. Each of these wind-proof and dust-proof masks are breathable, quick-drying, and are emblazoned with a vivid animal print complete with cute 3D ears.

$36.99
McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce
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McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce

The holy grail of dipping sauces can now be yours! This package includes 10 tiny packets filled with the now nearly-mythical Szechuan dipping sauce released by McDonalds in the 1990s as part of a promotional campaign for the film Mulan.

$75
Chicken And Waffles Flavored Cereal
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Chicken And Waffles Flavored Cereal

Make your morning routine suck a whole lot less by starting your day off with a big bowl of this Chicken & Waffles flavored cereal. This limited edition version of Honey Bunches of Oats now features a delicious chicken and waffles flavor that’s out-of-this-world.

$7.25
Self Sustaining Ecosphere
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Self Sustaining Ecosphere

This self sustaining ecosphere is like owning your very own tiny world. The ecosphere is a balance of water, air, and life. The technology for this self sustaining ecosphere was developed by NASA scientists in an attempt to study our own planet’s biosphere.

$59.12
Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man
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Mini Wacky Inflatable Flailing Tube Man

Everyone’s favorite wacky inflatable tube man is making the leap from the used car lot to your living space! Available in two desktop appropriate sizes, it’s designed to fit on top of a small base that can be operated with the push of a single button.

$44.99
Coin-Sized Tracking Device
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Coin-Sized Tracking Device

Keeping track of your everyday possessions is easier than ever when using this coin-sized tracking device. This app-assisted device allows you to easily view its location and/or quickly ring it to locate a missing phone or wallet instantly.

$11.97
Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzles
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Pure Hell Jigsaw Puzzles

These pure hell jigsaw puzzles are guaranteed to make even the most experienced puzzle enthusiast tear out their hair out of pure frustration. This expert-level puzzle features an all-white design composed of 1,000 micro pieces designed to add an entirely new level of difficulty.

$16.86
Human Skull Fireplace Logs
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Human Skull Fireplace Logs

Create a warm and inviting atmosphere by setting these human skull fireplace logs ablaze. Each highly detailed human skull shaped log is made from weather resistant materials and is steel reinforced ensuring it won’t get blown away by high winds.

$49.95
Automobile Heads Up Display
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Automobile Heads Up Display

Transform your vehicle into a smart car without breaking the bank by using this automobile heads up display. It mounts discreetly onto your dashboard and projects driving stats like mileage, speed, and average fuel consumption right onto your windshield.

$46.99
Boobs Coloring Book
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Boobs Coloring Book

The boobs coloring book allows you to stare at magnificent pairs of breasts for hours on end without being called a pervert – in fact, you might even receive artistic praise for it. You’ll have page after page of busty material so you can color to your hearts content.

$9.99
Big Box Of Ladybugs
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Big Box Of Ladybugs

Take the art of pranking to new heights with help from this big box of 4,500 live ladybugs. Apart from serving as little props for your hilarious pranks, ladybugs also make a great gift for insect enthusiasts or as a house-warming gift for an ex.

$34.99
Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit
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Gentleman’s Penis Grooming Kit

Improve your Johnson’s curbside appeal by keeping it looking magnificent using the gentleman’s penis grooming kit. No matter what pubic style you have in mind, the specialized tools found in this unique kit will help you make your manscaping vision a reality.

$16.09
World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint
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World’s Mattest & Flattest Black Paint

The world’s mattest and flattest black paint is so dark it’ll turn virtually any item into a jet-black object with just a single coat. This ultra-black acrylic paint reflects absolutely no light and features a surprisingly pleasant cherry-like aroma.

$19.99
Vintage World Map Wall Mural
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Vintage World Map Wall Mural

Give any room in your home a sophisticated and cultured ambiance using this vintage world map wall mural. The mural comes in eight separate pieces for easy installation so you can place it on virtually any wall in your home.

$29.8
Nerf Machine Gun
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Nerf Machine Gun

Every kid in the neighborhood will be shaking in their boots when they see you charging into battle with the Nerf machine gun. This massive gun features its very own stand for maximum stability and comes with fully automatic shooting capabilities for enhanced carnage.

$429
Bloodbath Color Changing Bath Mat
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Bloodbath Color Changing Bath Mat

Turn your shower into a horrific crime scene by stepping onto this bloodbath color changing bath mat. This 16″ x 39″ bath mat features a seemingly run of the mill white design that turns red when it becomes wet – creating the illusion there’s been blood spilled everywhere.

$14.99
The Venn Puzzle
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The Venn Puzzle

The Venn Puzzle is a beautiful mechanical puzzle comprised of three identical pieces. This challenging and intriguing puzzle makes for a beautiful desk accessory. Keep it on a desk, shelf, or coffee table as a decoration, game, or paper weight.

$95
Jumbo Bean Bag Chair
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Jumbo Bean Bag Chair

Turn a day of lounging around your house into paradise by plopping down onto this jumbo bean bag chair. It’s big enough to accommodate up to three people and comes with a dual layer design so you can easily remove the micro suede cover for cleaning.

$389.99
Giant Bread Loaf Pillow
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Giant Bread Loaf Pillow

Loafing around will take on new meaning with this cleverly designed giant bread loaf pillow. It features a realistic bread design with a soft plush exterior and a fluffy cotton filling that make this pillow great for either the bedroom or living room.

$31.68
Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard
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Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard

This wearable Bluetooth keyboard is the revolutionary new product designed to turn anything around you into your own personal keyboard. It allows you to easily type, navigate through screens, and even control smart TVs just by tapping your fingers on any surface.

$199
Blackhead Remover And Pore Cleanser
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Blackhead Remover And Pore Cleanser

Improve your complexion by getting rid of unsightly blackheads using this remover and pore cleanser. After washing your face, apply the strips, wait 15 minutes then remove and look in curious disgust at all the grime and filth you’ve removed from your face. 

$6.99
Super Strong Portable Door Lock
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Super Strong Portable Door Lock

Keep any door completely secure by locking it with this super strong portable door lock. As thin as an envelope, this compact lock can be easily installed or removed in mere seconds – making it a must-have security and privacy tool while traveling.

$19.95
Sexy Truth Or Dare Game
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Sexy Truth Or Dare Game

Give your love life a kinky twist by playing an arousing game of Sexy Truth Or Dare. Each player takes turns grabbing one of the double sided sticks, performing either the sexually adventurous dare or answering the racy question – depending on their level of bravery.

$8.76
5 Million Volt Stun Gun Flashlight Baton
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5 Million Volt Stun Gun Flashlight Baton

If those dinky pocket stun guns just aren’t cutting it for you, feast your eyes on this 5 million volt stun gun flashlight baton. This potentially life saving weapon comes with a bright CREE light bulb at the tip and is cable of putting out a stunning 5 million volts!

$46.99
Drunk Piggy Back Ride Costume
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Drunk Piggy Back Ride Costume

Get away with public intoxication this Halloween by hitting the streets dressed in this drunk piggy back ride costume. This hilarious getup creates the illusion your drunken-self is being carried home by a very kind traditionally dressed Bavarian man.

$52.99
Nintendo Poke Ball Plus
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Nintendo Poke Ball Plus

The Nintendo Poke Ball Plus is going to make your Pokemon gaming experience feel more authentic than ever! It’s designed to work like a Joy-Con controller with the upcoming Nintendo Switch games – allowing you to easily move, battle, and navigate menus.

$41.99
This Book Is A Camera
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This Book Is A Camera

If you’ve been bit by the shutterbug, This Book Is A Camera is a must-have! It comes with a working pop-up 4″ x 5″ pinhole lens camera that helps demonstrate how it can tap into the intrinsic properties of light to produce a photograph.

$34.9
Spiral Ear Wax Removal Tool
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Spiral Ear Wax Removal Tool

Quit wasting your time with traditional cotton swabs and experience a proper ear cleaning with this spiral ear wax removal tool. The simple grooved spiral tip allows you to effectively and safely extract earwax with a simple twisting motion!

$11.99
Brain Tricking Fruit Flavored Cup
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Brain Tricking Fruit Flavored Cup

Start living healthier by cutting out the sugary drinks and drinking more water using this brain tricking fruit flavored cup. The ingenious design gives the cup a fruity aroma and sweet taste – thereby fooling your brain into thinking it’s drinking delicious fruit juice.

$27.95
Tortuga 1667 Board Game
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Tortuga 1667 Board Game

Plunder, pillage, and mutiny your way to victory by trying to best your mateys in the Tortuga 1667 board game. Each player holds a secret loyalty to the British or to the French and has to try to amount the most treasure before the arrival of the Spanish Armada.

$24.99
Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt
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Middle Finger Pocket Cat Shirt

Flip off everyone without actually flipping them off by wearing this middle finger pocket cat shirt. The moment someone pisses you off, simply pull down the shirt pocket and the adorable kitty cat will flip off whoever is looking directly at you.

$11.99
The Truck Tailgate Locker
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The Truck Tailgate Locker

Increase your already impressive truck bed’s storage capacity by outfitting your ride with the truck Tailgate Locker. It’s made from a tough weatherproof fabric and comes with tons of storage along with padding and integrated handles ideal for securing your bikes.

$249
Wisteria Bonsai Tree Kit
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Wisteria Bonsai Tree Kit

Create a calming atmosphere in your home by planting your own Wisteria Bonsai tree using this kit. Inside you’ll find everything you will need to grow a gorgeous lilac leaved tree – from the seeds to the potting mix and even a lovely ceramic vase.

$21.3
Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To
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Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To

Drown out your sexually deviant thoughts in a matter of seconds with the “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” book! Jam packed with eighty pages of boner subsiding pictures, this unusual book is a clean and wholesome way to pass the time.

$9.95
The Death Nut Challenge
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The Death Nut Challenge

Forget The Tortilla Challenge, if you really want to test your spice threshold then you need to try The Death Nut Challenge! To claim victory you have to chow down on 5 progressively hot extra large Virginia peanuts that are infused with some of the hottest peppers known to man.

$19.99
Starburst Single Flavor One Pound Bag
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Starburst Single Flavor One Pound Bag

Stop rummaging through Starburst bags looking for the one flavor you actually enjoy eating – now you can directly order an entire pound of your favorite Starburst color and go on an insulin spiking, cavity spawning sugar rush for the ages.

$12.99
The Long Distance Travel Pillow
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The Long Distance Travel Pillow

When you’re serious about getting quality sleep on the plane, look no further than this long distance travel pillow. Its unique design lets you sleep in total comfort by keeping your head, neck, and spine aligned while also concealing your face.

$33.06
Spiral Blade Knife
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Spiral Blade Knife

When it comes to piercing factor, the spiral blade knife stands in a class of its own. This deadly knife comes with a fiberglass reinforced nylon handle for a secure grip and features an 8 inch 2Cr13 stainless steel blade with 3 distinct cutting edges.

$69.99
Make Your Own Neon Sign
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Make Your Own Neon Sign

Class up your home bar’s appearance by personalizing it with your very own neon sign. Available in either a neon pink or neon blue hue, each box comes with over nine feet of flexible fixing wire that you can bend and cut into any design that you want.

$12.95
The Stealth Beer Koozie
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The Stealth Beer Koozie

Enjoy a frosty brew anywhere you go without fear of getting ticketed or harassed by disapproving stares by placing your can inside the stealth beer koozie. The clever design disguises your beer can like a run-of-the-mill beverage from your local coffee house.

$12.48
Stackable Shoe Box Drawers
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Stackable Shoe Box Drawers

Reclaim your closet’s limited floor space by keeping your vast shoe collection organized in these stackable shoe box drawers. They feature a transparent design for maximum convenience and can easily be stacked on top of one another to save space.

$89.79
Game Of Thrones Oreo Cookies
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Game Of Thrones Oreo Cookies

What better snack for your GoT watch parties than these yummy Game of Thrones Oreo cookies? Each chocolaty and creamy cookie comes engraved with a design representing the series’ various houses like House Targaryen, House Stark, and House Lannister.

$4.7
Radioactive Uranium Ore
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Radioactive Uranium Ore

Infect your loved ones with a healthy dose of radiation by putting them in direct contact with radioactive uranium ore. This naturally occurring ore contains an extremely low level of radioactivity that won’t actually harm you – but works great for testing Geiger counters.

$39.95
The Bubble Tent
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The Bubble Tent

Enjoy the outdoors while still maintaining a modern interior space with this unique bubble tent. The bubble’s large size allows you to decorate as you see fit and transform a little piece of nature into your private sanctuary of peace and tranquility, minus the insects.

$1950
Old Asian Man Wall Decal
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Old Asian Man Wall Decal

The applications for the old Asian man wall decal are virtually limitless. His firm but fair demeanor will motivate you to study harder, achieve more in your career, and he will always be there to lovingly listen to your problems and then tell you why you aren’t good enough.

$59.96
Anonymously Send A Bag Of Dicks
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Anonymously Send A Bag Of Dicks

Settle the score like the mature adult you are by anonymously sending your enemies a bag of edible dicks. Simply provide the shipping address of your boss, an ex-lover, or anyone who has ever wronged you – and the courier will take care of the rest.

$12.99
Zip Blade Keychain Knife
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Zip Blade Keychain Knife

Keep a trusty utility bade on you at all times by attaching this Zip Blade knife to your keychain. This ultra-portable knife comes with a frame lock safety function, a zipper attachment for everyday carry, and a razor sharp stainless steel blade measuring .68 inches long.

$12.06
Nomatic Travel Bag
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Nomatic Travel Bag

Who says a carry-on can’t hold all your stuff? The Nomatic travel bag features a brilliant functional compartmentalized design that allows you to pack up to 7 days worth of clothes, toiletries, and accessories inside a truly compact package.

$269
FPS Gaming Sight Attachment
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FPS Gaming Sight Attachment

Dominate the battlefield by using the FPS gaming sight attachment to help you become the undisputed frag leader. The attachment is compatible with all the major gaming consoles and serves to improve your accuracy while shooting faster, as if you were an aimbot.

$24.99
The Staple Free Stapler
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The Staple Free Stapler

Place a new spin on the way you attach papers by binding them together with the staple free stapler. Rather than using traditional metal staples, it makes tiny holes that create a sturdy seal that is strong enough to clinch up to five sheets of paper together.

$9.99
Samsung Space Monitor
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Samsung Space Monitor

Reclaim your unused desk space by upgrading to the Samsung Space monitor. Apart from the stunning 4K UDH resolution, the functional design allows you to clamp the monitor to the edge of your desk in order to provide 40% more usable desk area.

$429.99
Car Interior Lighting Kit
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Car Interior Lighting Kit

Give your whip a futuristic appearance with this car interior lighting kit. The kit includes four specially designed ultra bright LEDs that light up to give your car’s interior an out of this world neon blue glow that is bound to turn heads wherever you drive.

$29.99
Star Wars Yoda Metal Bookend
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Star Wars Yoda Metal Bookend

Watch the Force in action by placing your literary collection on this Star Wars Yoda metal bookend. The clever design creates the illusion that the pint-sized Jedi master is using nothing but the Force to hold up your books.

$24.03
The Smart Wooden Log Splitter
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The Smart Wooden Log Splitter

Make quick work of the giant pile of logs in the yard by cutting them in record time by using the smart wooden log splitter. This high-quality tool helps you effortlessly split wooden logs using minimal force and without breaking your back.

$92.23
A 27-Pound Bucket Of Mac & Cheese
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A 27-Pound Bucket Of Mac & Cheese

Satisfy your monstrous mac and cheese craving by going to town on this 27-pound bucket of mac and cheese. This massive bucket comes filled with enough of the good stuff to last you for up to 180 servings – making it perfect for your next dinner party.

$109.99
Pyro Cage Incinerator
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Pyro Cage Incinerator

Get rid of debris with ruthless efficiency by setting the Bad Idea Pyro Cage incinerator ablaze. It’s made from ultra heavy duty American steel to ensure years of use, comes with uniquely designed angled slots for superior airflow, and can fold flat for easy storage.

$309
The World’s Best Smart Lunchbox
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The World’s Best Smart Lunchbox

Make your daily lunch routine a bit easier, colorful, and all around more pleasant experience with the world’s best smart lunchbox. It features a modular container system that allows you customize its layout depending on what’s on the menu for that day.

$69
Air Powered Arrow Rifle
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Air Powered Arrow Rifle

The line between assault rifles and cross bows just got blurrier thanks to the Crosman Airbow. This 8 shot air bow fires fully sized arrows out of a rifle style gun at speeds of 425 FPS and can be easily operated using just 2 fingers.

$663.93
The Plant Urinal
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The Plant Urinal

Thanks to The Plant Urinal now you can quit throwing away your money on expensive soils and plant nutrients! Now you’ll be able to conveniently turn your liquid gold into a nutrient-packed stream that will help your flowers grow healthier and more beautiful than ever.

$7.99
The Smart Refrigerator Coffee Table
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The Smart Refrigerator Coffee Table

Avoid having to constantly venture all the way to the kitchen every time you want a drink by bringing the smart refrigerator coffee table into your home. It features built-in speakers, ports for charging your devices, and comes with two separate cooling drawers.

$1299
Tactical Coffee Mug
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Tactical Coffee Mug

No soldier should be without the right gear. This tactical coffee mug is unlike any other cup on the market – the handle is an actual AR-15 handle attached by rails onto a solid block of aluminum that you can customize with an endless array of tactical attachments.

$124.19
Therapeutic Weighted Blanket
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Therapeutic Weighted Blanket

Harness the power of deep touch stimulation and simulate the feeling of being hugged with this therapeutic weighted blanket. The blanket is designed to stimulate pressure points on your body that are associated with improved sleep and relaxation.

$249
The Cuddling Pillow
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The Cuddling Pillow

Coodle is the cuddling pillow that lets you sleep in a more comfortable position without having your arm fall asleep. The bridge shape of the pillow allows your partner to rest their head on top of your arm without your arm becoming trapped.

$49
So You’ve Got A Fat Pussy Book
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So You’ve Got A Fat Pussy Book

Do your part in the fight against feline obesity by researching different diets in the double entendre ladden “So You’ve Got A Fat Pussy” book. This classic book comes chock-full of non-nonsensical and hilariously illustrated diets.

$820.82
Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
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Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb

Exact revenge in the most glorious way imaginable by bathing your enemy in glitter using the spring loaded glitter bomb. Designed to look like a standard postal package, it comes with a built in spring mechanism that violently shoots glitter everywhere upon opening.

$25.99
Stab-A-Nut Sweet Gum Ball Harvester
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Stab-A-Nut Sweet Gum Ball Harvester

Pick nuts more efficiently than you ever thought possible by heading out with the Stab-A-Nut sweet gum ball harvester in your hand. It allows you to effortlessly pick up small round objects without having to physically bend over.

$84.95
LG 49″ Ultra Wide Monitor
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LG 49″ Ultra Wide Monitor

Exponentially increase your productivity when you upgrade your workstation with this massive 49″ ultra wide monitor from LG. Unveiled at CES, LG’s newst monitor features a 32:9 aspect ratio curved screen and a pixel count of 5120 x 1440.

$1351.34
Giant Bag Of Marshmallows
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Giant Bag Of Marshmallows

The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.

$39.09
Mystical Wireless Charging Pad
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Mystical Wireless Charging Pad

Turn the mundane task of charging your phone into an downright magical experience by placing it on this mystical wireless charging pad. The intricate design on the pad gradually lights up and emits a soft yellowish glow when your smartphone is placed on top.

$35.99
Offensive Business Cards
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Offensive Business Cards

Tell people how you really feel while keeping things professional with these offensive business cards. With everything from telling people they suck at parking, to their body odor, and even their poor choice of tattoos, there’s an offensive business card for any occasion.

$19.99
Six Pack Abs Training Gear
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Six Pack Abs Training Gear

If you’d do anything to lose weight and get those washboard abs – except diet and exercise – have we got a product for you. The six packs abs training gear is the revolutionary new way to engage and stimulate your abdominal muscles without having to lift a finger. 

$276.46
Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp
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Blooming Lotus Desk Lamp

Bring a bit of the natural world into your urban landscape without the mess and responsibility of real plants using this blooming lotus desk lamp. It creates a futuristic 3D illusion and can be alternated between one of 7 vibrant colors.

$10.79

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